“There you are! I’d begun to think you’d run off with some slutty Hooters waitress, gotten addicted to crystal meth and drowned in a pool of your own vomit—just like your father.”
Mother from Episode 1 of Horrible People
I like the way the future happens in front of other stuff... like today and yesterday.
animals, art, astronomy, audiodrama, books, brain science, buddhism, detectives, diy, film, gaming, history, humor, learning, lovecraft, music, mystery, nature, sci fi, technology, travel & weirdos.
“There you are! I’d begun to think you’d run off with some slutty Hooters waitress, gotten addicted to crystal meth and drowned in a pool of your own vomit—just like your father.”
Mother from Episode 1 of Horrible People
Hilarious series based on The Legend of Zelda
Legend of Neil - 105: Map Questing
Old Man: When using the map, you should use ALL of it.
Neil: Mhm.
Old Man: Now, maybe these are your favorite parts, but this is important, too.
Neil: I didn’t know that was there.
Old Man: Maps show you where to go.
Neil: Okay.
Old Man: And on maps, things are smaller then they really are.
Neil: I know what scale is!
Legend of Neil - 202: Death in Store
Neil gets sucked into playing the money-making game…
Merchant: Oooh, negative 40!
Neil: C’mon!
Merchant: Beginner’s luck.
Neil: That’s not… that’s not what that means.