I like the way the future happens in front of other stuff... like today and yesterday.
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“Miniature...
“Since the wholly unexpected awakening of my blasphemous creation, I have confined my scribblings to the realm of melodious birds and frolicking kittens. Indescribable kittens, perhaps. But, they do frolic.”
HP Lovecraft, “Fiction” writer (portrayed by Leeman Kessler)
hp Apology (by quantumcat42)
Hilarious video from the folks at Clients from Hell.
Yeah, I was looking for something more detailed and simple.
Designer: What are your brand colors?
Client: Purple, blue and clear.
Designer: Clear?
Client: Crystal.
And can we make this purple more royal?
We were hoping for less of a dark grey and more of a light black.
There Will Come Soft Rains
Beautiful animation by Peter Cotter based on Ray Bradbury’s short story.
Henri 2, Paw de Deux (by WillBraden)
I alone feel this torment. The white idiot writhes on his chair, begging for cheeseburgers. I’m surrounded by morons.
Henri (by WillBraden)
My thumbs are not opposable. Yet I oppose everything.
Enter The Dojo, Episode 5: Kill Face (by EnterTheDojoShow)
“Having a good kill face is like walking around with a loaded gun in your pocket. Only it’s not in your pocket, it’s in your face.”
“Something Extremely Important” by Merrill Markoe. Uploaded by zontarmozinky.
I am Puppyboy. And I can see that you’re very upset for some reason. But, I have something on my mind. It is more than an idea, it is an urgent message. I’m going out on a limb here and telling you that it is the most important thing I’ve ever had to say. And it is this: I have placed a thing on you that you must throw. If you look down now, you will see it. It is that large flat thing that is balancing on your knee. It is stretchy and chewy and damp; everything a large flat thing should be. Please listen to me when I tell you that this is an opportunity you cannot pass up.
The reason I feel that I must tell you that I have placed this large flat thing on the edge of your knee… by the way, you have noticed that your knee has a big flat wet thing balancing on it havent you? Or are you so busy sobbing and weeping and talking about yourself that you’re having trouble seeing? Here’s a hint: I am staring at it right now. So, if you can imagine a laserbeam coming from my eyes and then follow it down to the spot on your leg where it is focused, it will lead you right to it.
Murmuration by Sophie Windsor Clive and Libery Smith. Thousands of starlings mass above the River Shannon in Ireland and perform amazing synchronized maneuvers.
Why The 50 States Are Shaped The Way They Are by BinkieMcFartnuggets.
I love Florida: a one-armed sea dragon operating a giant spyglass telescope. I can totally see that.
So, to cook the bacon, I recommend that you turn off the steam and have it on cotton setting. Because we all know that “cotton” is Latin for “bacon”.
natalie on communitychannel
Gotta love that Professor Duncan. From Community: The Psychology of Letting Go.
Community: The Psychology of Letting Go
Community: Accounting for Lawyers
Chang explains why he’s enrolled in Anthro 101.
Community: Anthropology 101
From Held Up: Don’t S#*t Where U Eat
