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Anyone in baggy trousers and a white face who tried to ply their art anywhere within Ankh’s crumbling walls would very quickly find themselves in a scorpion pit, on one wall of which was painted the advice: Learn The Words.
Excellent advice from Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett.
You Suck At Photoshop
I didn’t realize they’d created a third season.
Learn more than you ever wanted about Donnie Hoyle’s personal tragedies via his photoshop tutorials. We’ll start with an image of a vanagon that belongs to his wife’s “friend”.
Let’s just say for hypothetical that you really wanna to do some shit to this vanagon. I mean the real vanagon. But let’s also say that there’s uh… a restraining order that prevents you from getting close enough to do that kinda shit to it. So let’s have photoshop do the dirty work for us.
This is an excellent time to roll low on initiative.
Nut job scientist: It’s not loaded, is it?
Lackey: I don’t know. Try shooting something!
Nut job scientist: YOU! Ignorant air breathing human!
Demons of the Deep from Crazy Dog Audio Theatre – Diabolic Playhouse
“Since the wholly unexpected awakening of my blasphemous creation, I have confined my scribblings to the realm of melodious birds and frolicking kittens. Indescribable kittens, perhaps. But, they do frolic.”
HP Lovecraft, “Fiction” writer (portrayed by Leeman Kessler)
hp Apology (by quantumcat42)
from The Times-News - Jan 21, 1965. Hendersonville, NC.
Tales of the United Solar Systems Alliance, “New Frontier”
Cadet Stallwark: I learned that the only way to fight against the system is to be a part of it.
Captain Peeples: Yes, a philosophic outlook, cadet.
Cadet Stallwark: Yeah, if you go inside… that’s where it’s vulnerable— and gut it from there!
Tales of the United Solar Systems Alliance, “New Frontier” from the Thrilling Adventure Hour
Vodka in a slice is everything nice. All you need is a dame.
Catchy slogan of one of QICE’s sponsors, Pizza Booze. From QICE: Radio North featured on Icebox Radio Theater.
Maybe if you didn’t make your babies so delicious, Dracula wouldn’t have to eat them.
Dracula in The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Evil, there is nowhere you can hide. There is nowhere you can cower. For I promise until my last breath is taken, I will give every ounce of my being to root you out and squash you like a grape on the supermarket floor of life or I’m not Kid Cumulonimbus, sidekick to the mighty Thundercrester!
Orville demonstrates a heroic monologue from Saturday Morning Theatre: Adventures of the Thunder Crester #103.
“Kid Cumulonimbus” is such an excellent superhero sidekick name!
A Song of Vice & Ire
Against my better judgment, I traveled half the world to be here today. I have battled automatons, outwitted supernatural beasties and suffered the company of Americans to see you!
Little Dickie. Tales of the Extraordinary: A Song of Vice & Ire
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Another great screenshot of Crabby.
2011 April Fool’s joke for WoW.
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Awww, Crabby. You’ll be the death of me!
2011 April Fool’s joke for WoW.
Mayor White: This is a matter of intergalactical security. My secretary has gone missing.
Dick Dynamo: Petunia?! That blonde bombshell. She had legs like a sultry space giraffe.
Mayor White: Mmmmm… space giraffes..
Dick Dynamo, the 5th Dimensional Man. Episode 1: The Organic Nightmare
The name is Dick Dynamo, the 5th Dimensional Man. I’m a cosmic troubleshooter. I hunt down trouble and I shoot it. In the face. It was a hot muggy Wednesday afternoon. The kind you want to spend inside the office making love to a….. fine Venusian bourbon straight from Neptune.
Dick Dynamo, the 5th Dimensional Man. Episode 1: The Organic Nightmare
