Oh for the Halloweens of yesteryear
Norm Sherman (producer of one of my favorite podcasts, The Drabblecast) laments the innocence of bygone Halloweens…
… when the worst thing that could happen to you was to have strangers abduct you, throw a bag over your head and take you out into the middle of the woods where a long set of ritualistic stone-altar druids patiently wait to receive your flailing body with their cold obsidian sacrificial knives.
Yeah. That could still happen, I guess.