Agent Cho, CBI
“First, you must understand that Soothing is about more than just Allomancy. It’s about the delicate and noble art of manipulation.”
“Noble indeed,” Vin said.
“Ah, you sound like one of them,” Breeze said.
“Them everyone else.” Breeze said.
Peter: Would you rather be a hobo with a 5% chance of getting inherited by a rich guy or be Hitler two years before the end of WWII? Cuz, you know you’re gonna have to shoot yourself, but you’ve still got two more years as Hitler.
Joe: If you’re the hobo, do you have a place to sleep? Like an underpass or…?
Peter: Different every night.
Quagmire: As Hitler, can I change certain policies so that maybe I’m looked on more favorably at the end of the war?
Peter: No, you already screwed up big time; lotta dead Jews.
Cleveland: Am I a blue state or a red state hobo?
Peter: Blue, but…. mid-western blue.
Muttering and groans… “Oh boy”… “It’s cold out there.”
Quagmire: Am I allowed to alter the mustache?
Joe: Dude, why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?
Cleveland: Am I allowed to kill other hobos to increase my odds?
Peter: Kill anyone you like; you’re a hobo.
Joe: Am I a walking hobo?
Peter: No, Quagmire and Cleveland are, but you’re not.
Joe: So, wait, I would also be a paralyzed Hitler?
Cleveland: Would I be a black Hitler?
Peter: Yes…. No!
Joe: Well, wait a minute now! How come I gotta be crippled Hitler and he’s still white Hitler?
Peter: If you’ve got such a problem with it, Joe, just be the hobo!
Quagmire: This one isn’t very fun.
Family Guy: Cool Hand Peter